Watching a game of football is meant to be a form of entertainment. The main test for how entertaining a match is, is not the possession percentage, the shots of target to overall shots ratio, but how long it takes the crowd to start a Mexican wave. 28 minutes it took for one to be formed around Wembley in England’s friendly against Mexico, showing just how bored the crowd were.
King and Crouch had scored scrappy goals before Franco put one in for Mexico on the stroke of half time. The Mexicans deserved the goal after playing more of the attractive football, with Baines, King and Ferdinand all looking slightly suspect at the back on occasions.
England was playing the North American opponents in a bid to gage how the USA may play in the group stages of the World Cup which commences in just under a month. So in a bid to become more American myself, my thoughts drifted to how our cousins across the Atlantic view sport.
Naturally my first inkling was to think outwith the realms of soccer and instead contemplate on what the Americans call “football”. This connotation took me towards the Superbowl. And what is the main attraction of the Superbowl? The Television adverts! So as half time commenced I decided I would scrutinise which football players had already performed well this summer.
First man on my screen is 6ft 7in robot lanky man Peter Crouch. The Spurs striker appears in two adverts for his main scalp, the one and only, Pringles...Not only does he lose all credibility for another robot dance performance, this is imitated by a fat man who looks like he is in the middle of Barcelona, nowhere near South Africa, but also that checked shirt just doesn’t do it for him. Fortunately, he is redeemed slightly due to the fact he appears alongside Anelka, Fabregas and Dirk Kuyt. Very slightly. Yet, exclaiming “Pringoooals” at the end just about sums up this decisively poor commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24E8q0vhRss
Albeit, that is the better of his two forms of embarrassment. Next in front of my eyes, a plethora of talent, one which truly encapsulates the essence of the World Cup, let down only by their ending slogan “Write Your Future” – boring (and rather misleading, as we simpletons cannot write our own future as we are not one of the men fortunate to represent our country in South Africa). Superstar after superstar enter this 3 minute long escapade, yet it is worth every second. The intensity of emotions, the highs of winning to the lows of losing all summed up by Nike. Frank Ribery to Kobe Byrant, from witnessing Wayne Rooney in his natural habitat, to him beating Roger Federer at tabletennis. As for Homer Simpson, his part is sheer class. But then what else did we expect from Nike?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE
Frank Lampard is the next man up, joining the renegades who did not quite make the cut in the Nike advert, yet still are well above the likes of Peter Crouch. Pepsi provide the first commercial that actually presents an African feel, with the setting and song both clearly being inspired by that continent. Lampard at times looks like the in animal of the moment, the Meerkat. As for the shirts, a most have for any night out that is labelled “Bad Shirt Night”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1hMSL7vyD0
Nationwide have incorporated the whole of the English team, as they are one of their main sponsors this is understandable. Capello even gets a starring role. Unfortunately though, they have opted to use a Little Britain sketch which has long surpassed its use-by date. Originality is low, the comedy even less so. Therefore, despite having the use of all the England players who did not have better commercial deals, this advert is somewhat lacking in style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYDS-D8BN5g
Carlsberg have also offered us an attempt at an iconic advert, without compromising on their slogan. There are legends throughout, in terms of the advert and also English history. Sir Ralph Fiennes is even involved. Jeff Stelling gracing us with the English flag stamped across his bare-chest is a moment of genius. However, it all feels a little over the top. The Sir Bobby Robson part, although an extremely nice gesture to a man who deserves such honour, helps push it too far. A good effort, but unfortunately verging on the point of being cringe worthy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OuJZGDCHE
Next we are all “Crossing Our Fingers” for the KitKat ad. The commercial talks the nation through everything we are hoping for at this upcoming World Cup. It is dull and boring. Their main star – Sol Campbell. I think that pretty much says it all. I for one am not that bothered about seeing a chubby 10year old squeeze through the crowd to get Campbell’s signature.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmVafJeZMB4
Finally before the second half commences, where Glen Johnson goes on to score a good goal to ease England to a 3-1 victory in an unconvincing performance, we get the joys of seeing John Barnes perform a rap for Mars. The rap is absolutely terrible, although I think that is part of the joke. The rest of the joke includes the fact that Mars have a more than pleasantly plump Barnes rapping away, clearly having enjoyed testing the product out before his shoot, yet his legs remain incredibly thin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi_64ifLI9U
So, it is Nike again that come out as ‘King of the Ads’. But what did we expect from the company that brought us the Brazil team dancing their way through an airport terminal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbFmK4zZ9Ys) or the cage tournament in 2002 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egNMC6YfpeE). Still, can you really beat El Tel, Graeme Le Saux and Gareth Southgate with a bag over his head, walking into a pillar in pizza hut, whilst the others exclaimed “This time he’s hit the post”? Classic.
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Monday, 24 May 2010
Greece
A nation renowned more for its feta cheese than its football travels to South Africa in a desperate attempt to restore some national stability in a country crippled by potential financial insolvency. If evidence was needed that international sporting events can have a positive global impact, reunification amongst the Greeks is surely the proof we want to see from 2010.
This is only the second time Greece have reached the World Cup. In USA 94 they failed to earn a point, or even score a goal, having been beaten comprehensively 4-0 by Argentina and Bulgaria, whilst Nigeria put 2 past them. I am sure the Greek’s are glad they won’t have to play those nations again...
Instead, Greece got drawn in Group B along with Argentina and Nigeria...(oh dear), however, the mighty Bulgaria – who did reach the semi-finals in 1994 with the likes of Stoichkov – have been replaced by South Korea. Greece will be hoping to overhaul some of the ghosts that gave them the worst record in World Cup history.
The Greece of yesteryear and the Greece of today are very different teams however. Sandwiched in between their World Cup appearances came a shock victory in Euro 2004, where they beat hosts Portugal in the final. This memorable achievement and their sturdy defence has enabled them to climb FIFA’s rankings, which meant they got drawn against a lower class side when they only managed to make the playoffs, having been beaten by Switzerland in the group stages of qualifying.
Greece were drawn against the Ukraine and having played a shutout in Athens they were up against it on the return trip to Donetsk. Once more though, the defence proved impossible to break down and one goal from Salpigidis proved to be enough to send the Europeans to Africa.
Greece are managed by Otto Rehhagel, a German with a wealth of experience in both playing and managerial roles. He is the only man to have participated in 1,000 Bundesliga games as a player and a coach, an outstanding achievement. The 4-3-3 formation is a favourite of his but expect the side to both attack, and more importantly, defend as a team.
In the team there are few recognisable names, although that may be due to some of them being called Sokratis Papastathopoulos. If Papastathopoulos is partnered at the back by Papadopoulos flick your screen onto Sky Sports News and let’s hope that Dean Windass is reporting on the game. However, this is an unlikely event with Liverpool’s Kyrgiakos being the first choice centre-back.
Karagounis will no doubt play a fundamental part in the midfield, with the captain very adept at keeping possession of the ball. A skill which is necessary if the attackers are caught further down the field defending as the manager requires.
Celtic’s Samaras will be playing as one of the front three. Leading the line will be Fanis Gekas. Gekas was the Europe’s top scorer in the World Cup qualifiers with 10 goals and so will be looked upon to grab the vital goal for the Greek defence to then manically protect. Charisteas makes the three complete, and if you are wondering why you recognise his name, it is because the Nurnberg striker scored the goal that crowned Greece European Champions in 2004.
Greece have a very organised team. Opponents will find them hard to break down, giving the Greeks an opportunity to galvanize their nation. Argentina should top the group, but under Maradona a shock exit may occur. This leaves a Nigeria side who has seen better days and South Korea who surely cannot do anything like what they did in 2002. One slightly nervous point though is that they came second in qualifying to a team who relies on Alex Frei, a great underachiever. If they cannot topple Switzerland, who can they beat?
This is only the second time Greece have reached the World Cup. In USA 94 they failed to earn a point, or even score a goal, having been beaten comprehensively 4-0 by Argentina and Bulgaria, whilst Nigeria put 2 past them. I am sure the Greek’s are glad they won’t have to play those nations again...
Instead, Greece got drawn in Group B along with Argentina and Nigeria...(oh dear), however, the mighty Bulgaria – who did reach the semi-finals in 1994 with the likes of Stoichkov – have been replaced by South Korea. Greece will be hoping to overhaul some of the ghosts that gave them the worst record in World Cup history.
The Greece of yesteryear and the Greece of today are very different teams however. Sandwiched in between their World Cup appearances came a shock victory in Euro 2004, where they beat hosts Portugal in the final. This memorable achievement and their sturdy defence has enabled them to climb FIFA’s rankings, which meant they got drawn against a lower class side when they only managed to make the playoffs, having been beaten by Switzerland in the group stages of qualifying.
Greece were drawn against the Ukraine and having played a shutout in Athens they were up against it on the return trip to Donetsk. Once more though, the defence proved impossible to break down and one goal from Salpigidis proved to be enough to send the Europeans to Africa.
Greece are managed by Otto Rehhagel, a German with a wealth of experience in both playing and managerial roles. He is the only man to have participated in 1,000 Bundesliga games as a player and a coach, an outstanding achievement. The 4-3-3 formation is a favourite of his but expect the side to both attack, and more importantly, defend as a team.
In the team there are few recognisable names, although that may be due to some of them being called Sokratis Papastathopoulos. If Papastathopoulos is partnered at the back by Papadopoulos flick your screen onto Sky Sports News and let’s hope that Dean Windass is reporting on the game. However, this is an unlikely event with Liverpool’s Kyrgiakos being the first choice centre-back.
Karagounis will no doubt play a fundamental part in the midfield, with the captain very adept at keeping possession of the ball. A skill which is necessary if the attackers are caught further down the field defending as the manager requires.
Celtic’s Samaras will be playing as one of the front three. Leading the line will be Fanis Gekas. Gekas was the Europe’s top scorer in the World Cup qualifiers with 10 goals and so will be looked upon to grab the vital goal for the Greek defence to then manically protect. Charisteas makes the three complete, and if you are wondering why you recognise his name, it is because the Nurnberg striker scored the goal that crowned Greece European Champions in 2004.
Greece have a very organised team. Opponents will find them hard to break down, giving the Greeks an opportunity to galvanize their nation. Argentina should top the group, but under Maradona a shock exit may occur. This leaves a Nigeria side who has seen better days and South Korea who surely cannot do anything like what they did in 2002. One slightly nervous point though is that they came second in qualifying to a team who relies on Alex Frei, a great underachiever. If they cannot topple Switzerland, who can they beat?
Ghana
The Black Stars run into the World Cup after a depleted side made a surprisingly appearance in the final of the African Cup of Nations in February – which they lost to Egypt. Ghana were without Essien (who got injured) and Sulley Muntari (who was left out of the squad for disciplinary reasons) yet still managed to perform the best of the African nations who have qualified for South Africa, using rising stars who helped Ghana win the Under 20 Youth World Cup in 2009.
Muntari has patched up his differences with manager Milvan Rajevac and so should be a creative force in the Ghanaian midfield, whilst there are questions over Essien’s fitness after having knee surgery. Realistically though, even an unfit Essien is probably going to be the first name on the team sheet.
Milovan Rajevac, as the name may suggest, is himself not of African origin. Instead the Serb will be organising a side whose competition includes that of his homeland. For many, Serbia may be the surprisingly nation in this year’s World Cup – there is always one and hopes on North Korea and New Zealand are futile verging on mad (in one case in particular) – and with Australia and Germany being the other two opponents, to progress to the second round as they did in their first World Cup in 2006 will be a major achievement.
In 2006 Ghana progressed only to meet Brazil in the second round. If the Black Stars do make it through the group, probably by gaining a second place slot, fortune does not favour them, with a likely match against the English the probable outcome.
Unlike the Ghanaian midfield the defence has no real international names, so keeping a clean sheet at the tournament may be difficult. On top of this, the African side also play with the lone striker Gyan, and despite the frontman having a good scoring record, the Black Stars only managed to score 4 goals in 5 games in reaching the final of the African Cup of Nations. For a group as tough as the one they are in – Group D – both of these areas are simply not good enough.
One player to watch in the tournament may be that of Kwadwo Asamoah. The Udinese 21 year old is the creative force behind the side and will be looking to take his African Cup of Nations form into the upcoming World Cup.
The rest of the side has more of a destructive nature with defender John Mensah being commonly referred to as the ‘Rock of Gibraltar’, Michael Essien picking up the nickname ‘The Bison’, whilst Stephen Appiah is known as ‘The Tornado’. This tough fighting attitude is going to be needed against the likes of Vidic, Podolski and Lucas Neill.
Ghana have been unfortunate. The squad does provide much potential, yet through injuries to key players in the run-up to the tournament and by being drawn in a very difficult group, their chances to progress, I believe, look more like the typical female waistline of those on show in Edinburgh, as opposed to those witnessed in the sun in Glasgow. An unsteady defence, coupled with a lack of goals, mean that a fighting midfield will struggle to force their nation into the second round.
Muntari has patched up his differences with manager Milvan Rajevac and so should be a creative force in the Ghanaian midfield, whilst there are questions over Essien’s fitness after having knee surgery. Realistically though, even an unfit Essien is probably going to be the first name on the team sheet.
Milovan Rajevac, as the name may suggest, is himself not of African origin. Instead the Serb will be organising a side whose competition includes that of his homeland. For many, Serbia may be the surprisingly nation in this year’s World Cup – there is always one and hopes on North Korea and New Zealand are futile verging on mad (in one case in particular) – and with Australia and Germany being the other two opponents, to progress to the second round as they did in their first World Cup in 2006 will be a major achievement.
In 2006 Ghana progressed only to meet Brazil in the second round. If the Black Stars do make it through the group, probably by gaining a second place slot, fortune does not favour them, with a likely match against the English the probable outcome.
Unlike the Ghanaian midfield the defence has no real international names, so keeping a clean sheet at the tournament may be difficult. On top of this, the African side also play with the lone striker Gyan, and despite the frontman having a good scoring record, the Black Stars only managed to score 4 goals in 5 games in reaching the final of the African Cup of Nations. For a group as tough as the one they are in – Group D – both of these areas are simply not good enough.
One player to watch in the tournament may be that of Kwadwo Asamoah. The Udinese 21 year old is the creative force behind the side and will be looking to take his African Cup of Nations form into the upcoming World Cup.
The rest of the side has more of a destructive nature with defender John Mensah being commonly referred to as the ‘Rock of Gibraltar’, Michael Essien picking up the nickname ‘The Bison’, whilst Stephen Appiah is known as ‘The Tornado’. This tough fighting attitude is going to be needed against the likes of Vidic, Podolski and Lucas Neill.
Ghana have been unfortunate. The squad does provide much potential, yet through injuries to key players in the run-up to the tournament and by being drawn in a very difficult group, their chances to progress, I believe, look more like the typical female waistline of those on show in Edinburgh, as opposed to those witnessed in the sun in Glasgow. An unsteady defence, coupled with a lack of goals, mean that a fighting midfield will struggle to force their nation into the second round.
Friday, 21 May 2010
Germany
The only nation to have qualified for every World Cup they have been entered into, the Germans are a resounding force in international football. The point is emphasised by the fact that Germany have never lost a World Cup qualifying game away from home, an outstanding achievement in a time when to hear the phrase “there are no easy games in football” and “their stadium is a tough one to go to” are as natural as the English football anthem “Three Lions” topping the charts in the land of bratwurst lovers. Why Del Amitri’s “Don’t Come Home Too Soon” failed to reach that dizzy height remains a mystery.
On top of this, Germany has reached the last 16 in the last 7 World Cups, whilst also winning the tournament 3 times and finishing as runner-up 4 times. In 2002 they were poor, but still reached the final where they lost 2-0 to Brazil. On home soil in 2006, with 119 minutes played a Grosso goal, followed quickly by a Del Piero classic, sent Italy through to the final, leaving Germany to claim bronze position.
Despite what the above may suggest, Germany do not appear to be highly regarded among the media as favourites for the tournament. In fact, many believe they may find themselves embarrassed in a tough opening group – Australia, Ghana and Serbia. A lack of defensive quality is generally regarded as their main weakness, combined with a squad that lacks real quality.
However, when you consider that Joachim Low’s side only conceded 5 goals in the 10 qualifying games, with stars such as Michael Ballack, Philipp Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger, you may wonder if the pundits have their facts straight. Admittedly, the squad does appear to lack depth, and with Ballack now out through injury, their main talisman has gone, yet they should never be so easily discarded.
The greasy hair of Ballack will surely be missed, as this was undoubtedly his last chance to win the world’s biggest competition with him now reaching the tender age of 33. His absence though provides a slot for a British crowd favourite Thomas “The Hammer” Hitzlsperger. The midfielder started his career at Aston Villa where he became a Premier League favourite due to his trademark long-range shot.
Germany’s midfield is actually the strongest part of the team, with Hitzlesperger, Schweinsteiger and, prolific left-winger/striker, Lukas Podolski probably taking 3 out of 5 slots, with the former two playing as holding midfielders.
The attacking right-wing position may be claimed by Thomas Muller, who has had a fine first season for Bayern Munich. The playmaker of the side is Mesut Ozil of Werder Bremen, expect him to play in the hole behind Klose, providing the creativity to unlock even the most sturdy defence.
Miroslav Klose has spent most of this season warming the bench for Champions League finalists Bayern Munich but 48 goals in 94 caps speaks for itself. He has also scored 5 goals in the previous two World Cups, another 5 would no doubt go down well.
Germany’s stability in defence has been criticised despite the inclusion of Per Mertesacker and one of the most exciting full-backs in South Africa Philipp Lahm. Expect to see Lahm bombing up and down the left, or right, wing, linking up play and putting his tiny frame to good use.
However, the keeper position has posed a problem for the Germans, with first choice Robert Enke committing suicide in November, his replacement is either Adler or Neuer, both of whom are inexperienced. And as former German Number 1 Jens Lehmann says “You can’t win the title with relatively inexperienced keepers...[n]either plays regularly in the Champions League, at the highest level”. Is anyone else thinking they have never seen David James in the Champions League?
Germany once more will be a solid unit in the World Cup. To discount them at this stage is naive, however they will need to start well to get through their group, yet I do not see them falling at this hurdle. Will they win the whole tournament? I hope not.
On top of this, Germany has reached the last 16 in the last 7 World Cups, whilst also winning the tournament 3 times and finishing as runner-up 4 times. In 2002 they were poor, but still reached the final where they lost 2-0 to Brazil. On home soil in 2006, with 119 minutes played a Grosso goal, followed quickly by a Del Piero classic, sent Italy through to the final, leaving Germany to claim bronze position.
Despite what the above may suggest, Germany do not appear to be highly regarded among the media as favourites for the tournament. In fact, many believe they may find themselves embarrassed in a tough opening group – Australia, Ghana and Serbia. A lack of defensive quality is generally regarded as their main weakness, combined with a squad that lacks real quality.
However, when you consider that Joachim Low’s side only conceded 5 goals in the 10 qualifying games, with stars such as Michael Ballack, Philipp Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger, you may wonder if the pundits have their facts straight. Admittedly, the squad does appear to lack depth, and with Ballack now out through injury, their main talisman has gone, yet they should never be so easily discarded.
The greasy hair of Ballack will surely be missed, as this was undoubtedly his last chance to win the world’s biggest competition with him now reaching the tender age of 33. His absence though provides a slot for a British crowd favourite Thomas “The Hammer” Hitzlsperger. The midfielder started his career at Aston Villa where he became a Premier League favourite due to his trademark long-range shot.
Germany’s midfield is actually the strongest part of the team, with Hitzlesperger, Schweinsteiger and, prolific left-winger/striker, Lukas Podolski probably taking 3 out of 5 slots, with the former two playing as holding midfielders.
The attacking right-wing position may be claimed by Thomas Muller, who has had a fine first season for Bayern Munich. The playmaker of the side is Mesut Ozil of Werder Bremen, expect him to play in the hole behind Klose, providing the creativity to unlock even the most sturdy defence.
Miroslav Klose has spent most of this season warming the bench for Champions League finalists Bayern Munich but 48 goals in 94 caps speaks for itself. He has also scored 5 goals in the previous two World Cups, another 5 would no doubt go down well.
Germany’s stability in defence has been criticised despite the inclusion of Per Mertesacker and one of the most exciting full-backs in South Africa Philipp Lahm. Expect to see Lahm bombing up and down the left, or right, wing, linking up play and putting his tiny frame to good use.
However, the keeper position has posed a problem for the Germans, with first choice Robert Enke committing suicide in November, his replacement is either Adler or Neuer, both of whom are inexperienced. And as former German Number 1 Jens Lehmann says “You can’t win the title with relatively inexperienced keepers...[n]either plays regularly in the Champions League, at the highest level”. Is anyone else thinking they have never seen David James in the Champions League?
Germany once more will be a solid unit in the World Cup. To discount them at this stage is naive, however they will need to start well to get through their group, yet I do not see them falling at this hurdle. Will they win the whole tournament? I hope not.
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
France
Allez Les Bleus? Really? Well, only if we add la maison onto the end of the chant. The French are undoubtedly second in the list of countries not to support at the World Cup this coming summer, with England naturally topping the chart here in Scotland.
In France 98 they were the team everyone was rooting for, yet, after a piece of magic from Trezeguet in 2000, merely four years after their World triumph, the French became the laughing stock, removing the red and blue from their flag and going out bottom of their rather tame World Cup group, only gaining 1 point and scoring 0 goals.
In Germany the French somehow made it to the final but we all know what happened next. Inspirational playmaker Zinedine Zidane put a blemish on his otherwise illustrious career by headbutting Marco Materazzi in the final. His actions resulted in a red card meaning he was unavailable to take a penalty in a shot-out, which Italy won 5-3.
Les Blues then cemented their increasingly poor likeability factor when they put out everyone’s best friends, the Irish, in a qualifying play-off match for this upcoming World Cup. This was bad enough, the fact that France won from a goal set up by Henry’s hand makes it down right scandalous. Even the French themselves were ashamed at the turn of events; that says it all.
In South Africa France will be hoping to change the attitude of worldwide fans with some dazzling displays of brilliance that one can only admire, not scorn. Unfortunately, whether the current crop of players quite have that ability is yet to be discovered. One thing that is certain though, is that if France want to progress, they may need to knock out the hosts, another popular move.
Along with South Africa, Uruguay and Mexico are the opposition that face our across the water neighbours. Effectively, France should top the group, although a shock exit is a possibility, especially with South Africa potentially playing somewhat above themselves, buoyed by the home support.
France’s longest serving manager is at the helm once again, Raymond Domenech surviving the mixed support he gets from wayward tactics and bewildering substitutions. His captain Thierry Henry has had a varied season for Barcelona, and looks like he may be leaving the Nou Camp, whereas Real’s Karim Benzema seems to be finding form that may push his predecessor out of the starting line-up. Especially if Nicolas Anelka keeps his place in the side.
Arguably, it is the wide players that will pose the opposition the greatest threat, with Frank Ribery and Florent Malouda terrorising the Bundesliga and Premiership respective defences. Anchoring the midfield will be Lassana Diarra and Jeremy Toulalan, which inevitably means that France’s new rising star Yoann Gourcuff may well have to settle for a place on the bench. The creative attacking midfielder in 90appearances for his current side Bordeaux has scored 24 goals and gained 25 assists, so shall not be bad substitute to bring on if a game needs turning.
The defence, with Gallas apart, appears to lack the international experience you may expect. Patrice Evra, unbelievably, only has 27 caps, although nobody can argue with his credentials as a world class left-back. Sagna has established himself as the nations right-back in his 17 caps and enters into his first World Cup. Sevilla’s Escude may partner Gallas, but he too has only 13 caps to his name.
With apparent inexperience at the back you would look to your keeper to provide the authority and stability needed in international football. Hugo Lloris is the man who will take charge between the posts and hopefully he shall be ready to face any opposition that their international opposition throw at him, having played only 9 times for France.
France’s defence is potentially problematic, it has the signs of quality, but lacks the nous needed to win the competition. The side will look to Gallas to guide them through the tournament, although, as anybody who has listened to pundits talk about Arsenal come the end of this season will know, everyone notions that if the Gunners are to progress a new centre-back is required, and they are not talking about Thomas Vermaelen.
Nobody really knows which French side is going to turn up to South Africa. Like the rugby team we see so often in the Six Nations, the nation is very temperamental. There is the possibility that they will crash out in the group stages, however, you should not discount them just yet they may face England in the dreaded quarter-finals.
In France 98 they were the team everyone was rooting for, yet, after a piece of magic from Trezeguet in 2000, merely four years after their World triumph, the French became the laughing stock, removing the red and blue from their flag and going out bottom of their rather tame World Cup group, only gaining 1 point and scoring 0 goals.
In Germany the French somehow made it to the final but we all know what happened next. Inspirational playmaker Zinedine Zidane put a blemish on his otherwise illustrious career by headbutting Marco Materazzi in the final. His actions resulted in a red card meaning he was unavailable to take a penalty in a shot-out, which Italy won 5-3.
Les Blues then cemented their increasingly poor likeability factor when they put out everyone’s best friends, the Irish, in a qualifying play-off match for this upcoming World Cup. This was bad enough, the fact that France won from a goal set up by Henry’s hand makes it down right scandalous. Even the French themselves were ashamed at the turn of events; that says it all.
In South Africa France will be hoping to change the attitude of worldwide fans with some dazzling displays of brilliance that one can only admire, not scorn. Unfortunately, whether the current crop of players quite have that ability is yet to be discovered. One thing that is certain though, is that if France want to progress, they may need to knock out the hosts, another popular move.
Along with South Africa, Uruguay and Mexico are the opposition that face our across the water neighbours. Effectively, France should top the group, although a shock exit is a possibility, especially with South Africa potentially playing somewhat above themselves, buoyed by the home support.
France’s longest serving manager is at the helm once again, Raymond Domenech surviving the mixed support he gets from wayward tactics and bewildering substitutions. His captain Thierry Henry has had a varied season for Barcelona, and looks like he may be leaving the Nou Camp, whereas Real’s Karim Benzema seems to be finding form that may push his predecessor out of the starting line-up. Especially if Nicolas Anelka keeps his place in the side.
Arguably, it is the wide players that will pose the opposition the greatest threat, with Frank Ribery and Florent Malouda terrorising the Bundesliga and Premiership respective defences. Anchoring the midfield will be Lassana Diarra and Jeremy Toulalan, which inevitably means that France’s new rising star Yoann Gourcuff may well have to settle for a place on the bench. The creative attacking midfielder in 90appearances for his current side Bordeaux has scored 24 goals and gained 25 assists, so shall not be bad substitute to bring on if a game needs turning.
The defence, with Gallas apart, appears to lack the international experience you may expect. Patrice Evra, unbelievably, only has 27 caps, although nobody can argue with his credentials as a world class left-back. Sagna has established himself as the nations right-back in his 17 caps and enters into his first World Cup. Sevilla’s Escude may partner Gallas, but he too has only 13 caps to his name.
With apparent inexperience at the back you would look to your keeper to provide the authority and stability needed in international football. Hugo Lloris is the man who will take charge between the posts and hopefully he shall be ready to face any opposition that their international opposition throw at him, having played only 9 times for France.
France’s defence is potentially problematic, it has the signs of quality, but lacks the nous needed to win the competition. The side will look to Gallas to guide them through the tournament, although, as anybody who has listened to pundits talk about Arsenal come the end of this season will know, everyone notions that if the Gunners are to progress a new centre-back is required, and they are not talking about Thomas Vermaelen.
Nobody really knows which French side is going to turn up to South Africa. Like the rugby team we see so often in the Six Nations, the nation is very temperamental. There is the possibility that they will crash out in the group stages, however, you should not discount them just yet they may face England in the dreaded quarter-finals.
Sunday, 16 May 2010
England
Could this really be their year? The same hype, the same expectation, the same endless talk about how this is England’s best chance in years, with the weather, the players, even the lack of WAGS all playing a fundamental role. Effectively, the country is heading to the World Cup as they do every time, surrounded by a media frenzy that places an insurmountable amount of pressure on the few players England rely on to lead them to glory. A quarter-final exit may well be on the cards once more.
Fabio Capello is the man at the helm. The Italian has conquered European club football, having won the Champions League, Serie A and La Liga. His aloofness from both English football and the English players is exactly the figurehead needed to instate some stability into a side who had too many creature comforts under Steve McClaren. Form, not prestige was going to be the major factor in who makes the cut, yet with the reintroduction of Jamie Carragher to a provisional 30 man squad, a kink in Capello’s supposedly impenetrable armour appears to have been uncovered.
One cannot complain too much though, as the Italian eased England through the qualifying group, winning 9 out of 10 games, with the one loss against the Ukraine commencing after the flight to South Africa had been booked. The English side also topped the European table for goals scored in qualifying (34), something you may find hard to believe when you consider that Emile Heskey is usually the only out-and-out striker.
This proves that England have goals in their side, clearly something needed if they intend to lift the cup. Heskey may not be the scorer but he is one of the main perpetrators. Other countries may have wide or central midfielder players who do not necessarily score much, yet are looked upon to create opportunities for their strikers to finish off, therefore warranting their place in the team– Xavi and Pirlo for Spain and Italy for instance. Due to England’s midfield scoring so highly during qualifying, Lampard (4), Gerrard (3), Walcott (3), Joe Cole (2), Wright-Phillips (1) and Barry (1), they can afford to have Heskey not scoring, and merely creating opportunities for those around him.
Of course, the main reliance for goals will land on in-form striker Wayne Rooney. The frontman scored 9 goals for England in 10 games and has netted his highest ever season total for Manchester United. Rooney brings an all-round game that makes him undoubtedly one of the best forwards in the world. Strength, awareness, creativity, fight and finishing ability are all attributes he possesses in abundance, something no defence would like to face. His fitness may be his only concern.
The midfield has two established names, with Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard two of the world’s best players. Under Capello they have even learnt to play together, with Gerrard moving out to a wider left position. Both of these players would stroll into any team and their combined experience and scoring records will be looked upon come summer to guide England through the tournament.
Gareth Barry is fighting to be fit so as to take to the field in his usual defensive role. Otherwise a vacancy is left, potentially to be filled by James Milner. The Leeds United academy player is the most capped Under 21 England player ever, providing him with the international experience some feel he may lack. His form in the Premiership has also been exceptional, something that should aid him well if Barry remains injured.
Milner may be joined by another Leeds United academy player, as Aaron Lennon may take the right-wing position. At 5ft5 he may be the shortest player in South Africa, yet what he lacks in height, he makes up in speed. The winger thrives on running at opponents and with an increased ability at crossing, is surely going to be a starter.
The defence is where the anxiety begins though. Previously thought of as the best defensive partnership in international football has succumbed to injury and poor form. Terry and Ferdinand have both had their problems, on and off the pitch, yet their experience and quality is unquestionable. Stability is what is needed and I believe when the time comes and the pressure is truly on, both will provide.
The full-back positions are occupied by Ashley Cole and Glen Johnson. Cole and Johnson provide attacking options that are required in the modern game to stretch opponents to the full, however, only Cole has the defensive capabilities to make him the world’s best left-back. Questions remain over Johnson as a defender yet who would you replace him with? And anyway, everyone knows the best form of defence is attack.
England’s main worry is the keeper. Calamity James, could beat off an average Rob Green, whereas Joe Hart is just too young probably. Each bring their worries, which will always be in the back of the mind of an already potentially susceptible defence, although, all three are capable of performing solidly for their country.
When looking at the side objectively, it is true that England do have a great wealth of talented players. Wayne Rooney is one of the best strikers in South Africa, Lampard and Gerrard two of the best midfielders. Nobody performs better than Ashley Cole at left back, whereas Terry and Ferdinand could remain the best defensive partnership. The right-wing may not be possessed by a world renowned name, yet the likes of Lennon, Walcott and Johnson all are young enough to become such a star.
The hype is once again there, the players are arguably there also, the WAGS won’t be there and no doubt England’s fans will be there in vast numbers. However, eventually most shall return to England, when and with what will be the optimum factor in deciding whether or not this has been a tournament to remember for England.
Fabio Capello is the man at the helm. The Italian has conquered European club football, having won the Champions League, Serie A and La Liga. His aloofness from both English football and the English players is exactly the figurehead needed to instate some stability into a side who had too many creature comforts under Steve McClaren. Form, not prestige was going to be the major factor in who makes the cut, yet with the reintroduction of Jamie Carragher to a provisional 30 man squad, a kink in Capello’s supposedly impenetrable armour appears to have been uncovered.
One cannot complain too much though, as the Italian eased England through the qualifying group, winning 9 out of 10 games, with the one loss against the Ukraine commencing after the flight to South Africa had been booked. The English side also topped the European table for goals scored in qualifying (34), something you may find hard to believe when you consider that Emile Heskey is usually the only out-and-out striker.
This proves that England have goals in their side, clearly something needed if they intend to lift the cup. Heskey may not be the scorer but he is one of the main perpetrators. Other countries may have wide or central midfielder players who do not necessarily score much, yet are looked upon to create opportunities for their strikers to finish off, therefore warranting their place in the team– Xavi and Pirlo for Spain and Italy for instance. Due to England’s midfield scoring so highly during qualifying, Lampard (4), Gerrard (3), Walcott (3), Joe Cole (2), Wright-Phillips (1) and Barry (1), they can afford to have Heskey not scoring, and merely creating opportunities for those around him.
Of course, the main reliance for goals will land on in-form striker Wayne Rooney. The frontman scored 9 goals for England in 10 games and has netted his highest ever season total for Manchester United. Rooney brings an all-round game that makes him undoubtedly one of the best forwards in the world. Strength, awareness, creativity, fight and finishing ability are all attributes he possesses in abundance, something no defence would like to face. His fitness may be his only concern.
The midfield has two established names, with Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard two of the world’s best players. Under Capello they have even learnt to play together, with Gerrard moving out to a wider left position. Both of these players would stroll into any team and their combined experience and scoring records will be looked upon come summer to guide England through the tournament.
Gareth Barry is fighting to be fit so as to take to the field in his usual defensive role. Otherwise a vacancy is left, potentially to be filled by James Milner. The Leeds United academy player is the most capped Under 21 England player ever, providing him with the international experience some feel he may lack. His form in the Premiership has also been exceptional, something that should aid him well if Barry remains injured.
Milner may be joined by another Leeds United academy player, as Aaron Lennon may take the right-wing position. At 5ft5 he may be the shortest player in South Africa, yet what he lacks in height, he makes up in speed. The winger thrives on running at opponents and with an increased ability at crossing, is surely going to be a starter.
The defence is where the anxiety begins though. Previously thought of as the best defensive partnership in international football has succumbed to injury and poor form. Terry and Ferdinand have both had their problems, on and off the pitch, yet their experience and quality is unquestionable. Stability is what is needed and I believe when the time comes and the pressure is truly on, both will provide.
The full-back positions are occupied by Ashley Cole and Glen Johnson. Cole and Johnson provide attacking options that are required in the modern game to stretch opponents to the full, however, only Cole has the defensive capabilities to make him the world’s best left-back. Questions remain over Johnson as a defender yet who would you replace him with? And anyway, everyone knows the best form of defence is attack.
England’s main worry is the keeper. Calamity James, could beat off an average Rob Green, whereas Joe Hart is just too young probably. Each bring their worries, which will always be in the back of the mind of an already potentially susceptible defence, although, all three are capable of performing solidly for their country.
When looking at the side objectively, it is true that England do have a great wealth of talented players. Wayne Rooney is one of the best strikers in South Africa, Lampard and Gerrard two of the best midfielders. Nobody performs better than Ashley Cole at left back, whereas Terry and Ferdinand could remain the best defensive partnership. The right-wing may not be possessed by a world renowned name, yet the likes of Lennon, Walcott and Johnson all are young enough to become such a star.
The hype is once again there, the players are arguably there also, the WAGS won’t be there and no doubt England’s fans will be there in vast numbers. However, eventually most shall return to England, when and with what will be the optimum factor in deciding whether or not this has been a tournament to remember for England.
Friday, 14 May 2010
Denmark
Bacon, Carlsberg and Peter Schmeichel – three of Denmark’s greatest exports. Although, it was Michael Laudrup who was voted Denmark’s best ever player back in 2006 and who would deny him that award? The nation of 5.5million also gave us Peter Gade, who topped the world rankings in badminton from 1998-2001, proof if ever there was needed that a country a similar size as Scotland can produce sporting talent worthy of not only gracing, but beating, world opposition.
However, back to football. Denmark qualified for South Africa after coming through arguably the toughest European qualification group. The Danes managed to see off their bitter Scandinavian rivals Sweden, whilst also knocking Portugal off their perch. In the second of the ten qualification games, Denmark travelled to Lisbon to take on a nation who had not lost a World Cup qualifier since 1996.
The Portuguese went one-nill up thanks to Manchester United’s Nani goal before halftime. But Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner pulled Denmark level on the 84th minute. 2 minutes later though and Chelsea were in on the act, Deco putting away the penalty. Yet, two goals on the 90minute mark from Christian Poulsen and Daniel Jensen sent the away fans into delirium, from which the Danes never looked back.
Group E now awaits the nation whose aim will be to achieve what they have done on the three previous occasions they have made it to the World Cup, that is to progress from the group stages. This is something which, in my eyes, they should do again.
The Dutch should win the group but Japan, although being one of the better nations from Asia, are more than a little lightweight. As oppose to Cameroon, who should be extremely tough to break down. If Agger and much marked central defender Kjaer continue their impressive partnership though, they will at least stand a chance of preventing Samuel Eto’o any opportunity to put Cameroon ahead in the game.
This appears like a very defensive tactic, but despite Martin Olsen playing a favoured 4-3-3 formation, the Danes conceded the second least amount of goals in qualifying, behind their group E rivals Holland. This may have something to do with the ever present Thomas Sorensen in goal, something which unfortunately may not be the case come June, as the keeper suffered a dislocated elbow in Stoke’s 7-0 drumming by Chelsea in April.
Nicklas Bendtner will lead the attack and after a solid end to the season he will have the confidence to put away any chances that the speed of Dennis Rommedahl and Jesper Gronjkaer provide. Although, the speed is dwindling.
National hero Jon Dahl Tommasson may also take one of the wide forward slots. 51 goals in 107 caps for his country is an outstanding achievement, and the ex-AC Milan striker is sitting one goal behind Paul Nielsen, the country’s leading goalscorer. It must be said though, the aging striker has been sat there for more than two years.
The Danes clearly have a lot of consistent players, no real superstars, but all solid and reliable. This has evidentially served Martin Olsen’s side well, however to progress past the second round a match-winner is needed. Cue Christian Eriksen. The Ajax 18year old has only earned one cap for his country but with the likes of Real Madrid and Manchester United wanting his signature, the midfielder can surely play. Likened to Laudrup, van der Vaart and Wesley Sneijder he has a lot to live up to, but is certainly one to watch out for, if he gets given his opportunity.
Olsen has added young blood to a side that needed some revitalisation. How far they will go in the tournament is anyone’s guess. Yet, a 3-0 2nd round exit, like that which they received from England in 2002, may well be on the cards. However, there is always the chance that they will spring a surprise on us, as they did when they won Euro 92. Surely this couldn’t happen again though? Let’s wait and see.
However, back to football. Denmark qualified for South Africa after coming through arguably the toughest European qualification group. The Danes managed to see off their bitter Scandinavian rivals Sweden, whilst also knocking Portugal off their perch. In the second of the ten qualification games, Denmark travelled to Lisbon to take on a nation who had not lost a World Cup qualifier since 1996.
The Portuguese went one-nill up thanks to Manchester United’s Nani goal before halftime. But Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner pulled Denmark level on the 84th minute. 2 minutes later though and Chelsea were in on the act, Deco putting away the penalty. Yet, two goals on the 90minute mark from Christian Poulsen and Daniel Jensen sent the away fans into delirium, from which the Danes never looked back.
Group E now awaits the nation whose aim will be to achieve what they have done on the three previous occasions they have made it to the World Cup, that is to progress from the group stages. This is something which, in my eyes, they should do again.
The Dutch should win the group but Japan, although being one of the better nations from Asia, are more than a little lightweight. As oppose to Cameroon, who should be extremely tough to break down. If Agger and much marked central defender Kjaer continue their impressive partnership though, they will at least stand a chance of preventing Samuel Eto’o any opportunity to put Cameroon ahead in the game.
This appears like a very defensive tactic, but despite Martin Olsen playing a favoured 4-3-3 formation, the Danes conceded the second least amount of goals in qualifying, behind their group E rivals Holland. This may have something to do with the ever present Thomas Sorensen in goal, something which unfortunately may not be the case come June, as the keeper suffered a dislocated elbow in Stoke’s 7-0 drumming by Chelsea in April.
Nicklas Bendtner will lead the attack and after a solid end to the season he will have the confidence to put away any chances that the speed of Dennis Rommedahl and Jesper Gronjkaer provide. Although, the speed is dwindling.
National hero Jon Dahl Tommasson may also take one of the wide forward slots. 51 goals in 107 caps for his country is an outstanding achievement, and the ex-AC Milan striker is sitting one goal behind Paul Nielsen, the country’s leading goalscorer. It must be said though, the aging striker has been sat there for more than two years.
The Danes clearly have a lot of consistent players, no real superstars, but all solid and reliable. This has evidentially served Martin Olsen’s side well, however to progress past the second round a match-winner is needed. Cue Christian Eriksen. The Ajax 18year old has only earned one cap for his country but with the likes of Real Madrid and Manchester United wanting his signature, the midfielder can surely play. Likened to Laudrup, van der Vaart and Wesley Sneijder he has a lot to live up to, but is certainly one to watch out for, if he gets given his opportunity.
Olsen has added young blood to a side that needed some revitalisation. How far they will go in the tournament is anyone’s guess. Yet, a 3-0 2nd round exit, like that which they received from England in 2002, may well be on the cards. However, there is always the chance that they will spring a surprise on us, as they did when they won Euro 92. Surely this couldn’t happen again though? Let’s wait and see.
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